February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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I'm going to Scotland! :)
Hi all of my lovely followers! I’m going to Scotland tomorrow morning and I won’t be back til Saturday, so if you send me any awesome messages (not that I get any many xD) I won’t be able to reply until I’m home!
Don’t worry, I’ve just queued lots of stuff for you all. I shall be here as a ghost! woooo. .____.
See you in a few days!
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How to behave when meeting your childhood hero
hereforthetennant:
dunderklumpen:
(or in this case, villain)
Step 1: shock and awe
Step 2: Further investigation
Step 3: Giggle
Step 4: Collect photographic evidence
Step 5: Collect evidence that you’ve met them (smile and say cheese)
Step 6: Savour the moment